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April 10, 2026
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"You gave me a machete for my birthday."
"Are you okay? [Splat squeals in response] I'm talking to my son!"
"How are you my dad?"
"My whole life, I worked so hard to be the exact opposite of my dad... And, uh, looks like I ended up just like him. I just wanted so badly to build you a legacy you could be proud of. But I might’ve got a little bit caught up in it."
"The cliffs are alive, and the water will dissolve the flesh off your bones."
"Come on, Searcher, stop embarrassing me out here!"
"You ain't seen nothing yet, child."
"You're a Clade! We love danger."
"Oh, by the way, do you mind if I call you Splat? I just came up with it, You just kind of give me Splat vibes, so I just thought..."
"They're basically the same person."
"He just wants to help."
"I'm so lucky I ran into you! By the way, you're not dangerous, right? I mean, you don't look dangerous, I just, you know..."
"Just be brave! You can do this."
"It’s inspiring to see how resilient people can be. We can be resourceful. We can surprise. The world’s clearly changed. And it continues to change. And though we can’t live like we did in the past, we’ve now given ourselves a better stance at a future. We’re not quite there yet, but we won't be. Because the best legacy we can leave is making a present worth opening tomorrow. Thank you for everything you’ve given me. I’ll do my best to live up to your legacy. I owe I make you proud. Love always, your son."
"What is the leader of Avalonia doing in our front yard?"
"I don't know what you said, but I'm pretty sure it was inappropriate."
"Hold up. You all have eyeballs, right? We're all seeing the same thing, yeah? That's acid! No one can fly through that!"
"I've been trying to flag you down for the last four hours! OUR SON IS ON YOUR SHIP!"
"We are clearly in uncharted territory."
"— Searcher Clade"
"— Jaeger Clade"
"— Ethan Clade"
"— Meridian Clade"
"Lucy Liu — Callisto Mal"
"Alan Tudyk — Duffle, Narrator and Radio Announcer"
"Adelina Anthony — Captain Pulk"
"— Lonnie Redshirt"
"Jonathan Melo — Diazo"
"Nik Dodani — Kardez"
"Francesca Reale — Azimuth"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!