Spoon

"The spoon came alive with spoon-ness and the ball with ball-ness and the block with block-ness, and the girl laughed."

"Australian: "You call that a knife? This is a knife!" Bart Simpson: "That's not a knife; that's a spoon." Australian: Alright, alright, you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before."

"I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth"

"There is no spoon."

"They'll eat their words with a fork and spoon, and watch 'em! They'll hit the road and all be surfin' soon."

"What did the fork say to the spoon? Who was that ladle I saw you with last night? That was no ladle that was my knife!"

"Do you know that's the third spoon I've heard drop this month?"

"And the cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue, and the Man in the Moon When you coming home Dad? I don't know when — we'll get together then, Son, You know we'll have a good time then."

"Check it out, Guys. I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection... if it weren't for my spoons, I'd probably go insane."

"You there! What the hell is this?"

"You spoony bard!"

"A man that's fond precociously of stirring, Must be a spoon."

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon."

"They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon."

"The Dolomphious Duck, who caught Spotted Frogs for her dinner with a Runcible Spoon"

"We found this spoon sir."

"Mike Wazowski: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild. James P. Sullivan: … Spoons."

"A sweet lounge lizard, with a silver spoon,"

"Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon. Guy of Gisbourne: Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe? Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more."

"Just when I thought things couldn't get any better... he spooned me."

"Marry, he must have a long spoon that must eat with the devil."

"That tall drink of water with the silver spoon up his ass."

"High diddle diddle, The Cat and the Fiddle, The Cow jump'd over the Moon, The little dog laugh'd to see such Craft, And the Dish ran away with the Spoon."

"Better take her to the White Queen, she'll be safe there. Spoon."

"She came in through the bathroom window, protected by a silver spoon."

"Ugh, he spooned me"