Soapdish

"Actors don't like to play coma. They feel it limits their range."

"I would like to voice my strong concern about this show's spiraling decline in ratings. David, ever since you took us to the Caribbean, it's been Jamaica homeless people sucking soup, and a big wave outside that cost a hundred thousand dollars. That's depressing and it's expensive, two words I hate. You know the words I like? I like the word "peppy" and the word "cheap". Peppy and cheap."

"All that glitter... All that glamour... All that dirt."

"A Deliciously Malicious Comedy."

"Sally Field - Celeste Talbert / "Maggie""

"Kevin Kline - Jeffrey Anderson / "Dr. Rod Randall""

"Robert Downey, Jr. - David Seton Barnes"

"Cathy Moriarty - Montana Moorehead / "Nurse Nan""

"Elisabeth Shue - Lori Craven / "Angelique""

"Whoopi Goldberg - Rose Schwartz"

"Carrie Fisher - Betsy Faye Sharon"

"Garry Marshall - Edmund Edwards"

"Teri Hatcher - Ariel Maloney / "Dr. Monica Demonico""

"Kathy Najimy - Tawny Miller"

"Paul Johansson - Blair Brennan / "Bolt""

"Sheila Kelley - Fran"