Snakes on a Plane

"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! [extracts his gun] I'm about to open some fuckin' windows."

"Sit Back. Relax. Enjoy the fright."

"On August 18th, Summer Really Begins."

"They are the deadliest creatures on Earth. They can attack without warning. And they've just been unleashed."

"Samuel L. Jackson — Neville Flynn"

"Julianna Margulies — Claire Miller"

"Nathan Phillips — Sean Jones"

"Rachel Blanchard — Mercedes Harbont"

"Mark Houghton — John Sanders"

"Byron Lawson — Eddie Kim"

"Sunny Mabrey — Tiffany"

"Todd Louiso — Price"

"Kenan Thompson — Troy"

"James Hibbert — Tim"

"Bruce James — Ken"

"David Koechner — Rick"

"Bobby Cannavale — Hank Harris"