Small Time Crooks

"It was a really tragic story, because my husband, Otto, was dyslexic, and the only thing he could spell correctly was his name."

"I met a wonderful man downstairs. He seemed to like me. He said I reminded him of his wife who's dead. But I assume he meant when she was alive."

"They took a bite out of crime."

"Explodes with big-time laughter."

"Woody Allen - Ray Winkler"

"Tracey Ullman - Frances "Frenchy" Fox-Winkler"

"Elaine May - May Sloane"

"Elaine Stritch - Chi-Chi Velasquez Potter"

"Hugh Grant - David Perrette"

"Michael Rapaport - Denny Doyle"

"Tony Darrow - Tommy Walker"

"Jon Lovitz - Benjamin "Benny" Bukowski"

"Brian Markinson - Officer Ken DeLoach"

"George Grizzard - George Blint"

"Larry Pine - Charles Bailey"

"Kristine Nielsen - Emily Bailey"