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"Big Action! Big Trouble! Big Movie! Small Soldiers!"
"The few, the proud, and the small."
"[from theatrical trailer] GloboTech Defense Systems. In a secret lab, the world's most advanced military microprocessor has been created. But the Cold War is over. For GloboTech to survive, new markets must be found. Now, all that power has been placed into the brain of a fighting machine unlike any known to man. They made it strong. They made it clever. They made it... small. They made... a mistake."
"We found out what it really takes to make a great toy, to make it stand out on the shelf. We learned how the joints of toys worked, all the mechanics that go into them. The whole thing was an education; and we helped to create a toy line that was extremely successful for Hasbro. In fact, ultimately, sales for the Small Soldiers toys out-performed the film."
"Kirsten Dunst - Christy Fimple"
"Gregory Smith - Alan Abernathy"
"Jay Mohr - Larry Benson"
"Phil Hartman - Phil Fimple, Christy’s father (final film role)"
"Kevin Dunn - Stuart Abernathy, Alan’s father"
"David Cross - Irwin Wayfair"
"Ann Magnuson - Irene Abernathy, Alan’s mother"
"Dick Miller - Joe"
"Wendy Schaal - Marion Fimple, Christy’s mother"
"Robert Picardo - Ralph, Clean Room Technician"
"Jacob Smith - Timmy Fimple, Christy’s younger brother"
"Denis Leary - Gil Mars"
"Alexandra Wilson - Ms. Kegel"
"Jonathan Bouck - Brad"
"Archie Hahn - Satellite Dish Installer"
"Julius Tennon - Toy World Supervisor"
"Belinda Balaski - Neighbor"
"Rance Howard - Husband"
"Jackie Joseph - Wife"
"Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard"
"Frank Langella - Archer"
"Ernest Borgnine - Kip Killigan"
"Jim Brown - Butch Meathook"
"George Kennedy - Brick Bazooka"
"Clint Walker - Nick Nitro"
"Bruce Dern - Link Static"
"Christopher Guest - Slamfist/Scratch-It"
"Michael McKean - Insaniac/Troglokhan"
"Harry Shearer - Punch-It"
"Jim Cummings - Ocula"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!