Shrek

"Elisa Gabrielli — Additional Voices (uncredited)"

"Jacquie Barnbrook — Wrestling Fan"

"Guillaume Aretos John Bisom Matthew Gonder Calvin Remsberg Jean-Paul Vignon — Merry Men"

"Val Bettin — Bishop"

"Aron Warner — Big Bad Wolf (uncredited)"

"Frank Welker — Dragon (uncredited)"

"Andrew Adamson — Duloc Mascot, Ogre Hunter (uncredited)"

"Sim Evan-Jones — Ogre Hunter (uncredited)"

"[whispers] This is the part where you run away."

"No! I'm an ogre. You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks.""

"What are you doing in my swamp?! [echoes]"

"All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?"

"All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom."

"Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal!"

"Okay, uh, ogres are like onions."

"Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the...?"

"[gets cornered by Dragon] Oh, what large teeth you have! [Dragon roars] I-I-I-I..."

"[atop the dragon after she swallows Farquaad] All right, nobody move! I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm a donkey on the edge!"

"Hey, wait! What are you doing?"

"Stop it. Stop it, both of you! Y'know, you're just jealous that you could never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad."

"Yes. But, I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful."

"[his first words] That's enough! He's ready to talk."

""Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me! I'm the Gingerbread Man!"."

"Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?"

"Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!"

"[his last words] ...I'll have you locked back in that tower, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS! I AM KING! [Shrek whistles for Dragon.] I WILL HAVE ORDER! I WILL HAVE PERFECTION! I WILL HAVE--!"

"Peter Pan: He can fly!"

"Big Bad Wolf: What?"

"Thelonious: Three! Pick number three, my lord!"

"Wrestling Fan: The chair! Give him the chair!"

"Monsieur Hood: Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy?"

"The greatest fairy tale never told."

"The Prince isn't charming. The Princess isn't sleeping. The sidekick isn't helping. The ogre is the hero. Fairy tales will never be the same again."

"Mike Myers — Shrek, Blind Mouse #2"

"Eddie Murphy — Donkey"

"Cameron Diaz — Princess Fiona"

"John Lithgow — Lord Maximus Farquaad"

"Vincent Cassel — Monsieur Robin Hood"

"Peter Dennis Clive Pearse — Ogre Hunters"

"Jim Cummings — Captain of the Guards"

"Bobby Block — Baby Bear"

"Chris Miller — Geppetto, Magic Mirror"

"Cody Cameron — Pinocchio, Three Little Pigs"

"Kathleen Freeman — Old Woman"

"Michael Galasso — Peter Pan"

"Christopher Knights — Blind Mouse #1, Thelonious"

"Simon J. Smith — Blind Mouse #3"

"Conrad Vernon — Gingerbread "Gingy" Man"

"Der gestiefelte Kater: Der letzte Wunsch"

"Der gestiefelte Kater"