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"[R]iding shotgun, with a shotgun!"
"You only roll with tough guys. You are not one; just because you went to Walmart and bought a shotgun."
"I will frickin' kill you. I'm going to pull out a goddamned shotgun, and blow out your damned head off! Do you understand? You little worthless piece of crap!"
"I've got lyrics, but you've ain't got none. If you come to battle, bring a shotgun!"
"Got a sawed off sixteen gauge shotgun with me; I'll put a big-ass hole in your back."
"Mossberg pumping, shotgun dumping, and drama means nothing. It's part of the game."
"Got the shotgun, got the handgun. Got the paper in my Nike box, burn the haze up. You better raise up, before you get your punk ass shot."
"Mossberg pump; I'm riding shotgun literally."
"An old man in a thick, finely stitched old Gijduvon robe, with the hem tucked into his belt, was reloading a multyk, an old gun with wooden bipod that rested on the ground when fired."
"Buck's got the shotgun, 50's got the MAC. Spida's got the sweeper and you're bound to hear it clap."
"[L]eaning out a window, with a cocked shotgun."
"Speaking about a double-barreled shotgun. Or rather, a gun with two barrels. This is not a single-barreled shotgun. No, no, no. This is a gun that has twice as many barrels as a regular single-barreled firearm. Two barrels. Two. First comes the first barrel, then the second barrel. Everything else is the same. Gunpowder, cartridges, butt. That's true. That's true... But the barrels... What's there to say? You have to see it! Ask any passerby: "How many barrels does a double-barreled shotgun have? One or two?" "Two," the passerby will answer and walk away twice as fast."
"A hunting gun, like any firearm, is a dangerous thing, and you need to tread carefully around it."
"What manufacturer, what brand of shotgun is the best?"
"[D]ead from a drive-by; did it with a 12 gauge [shotgun]."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!