Shanghai Knights

"Who loves you, baby?"

"You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!"

"[as it starts raining] Oh, this country blows."

"That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?"

"Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Brannon versus the Man who would be Queen?""

"I call that my kung pow chicken."

"[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!"

"I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet."

"[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!"

"Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!"

"And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Brannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me."

"I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin' me out."

"I'm a 30 year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?"

"Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money."

"Jackie Chan - Chon Wang (stand-in by Vladimir Chaloupka)"

"Owen Wilson - Roy O'Brannon (doubled by Jimmy N. Roberts)"

"Aaron Johnson - Charlie Chaplin"

"Thomas Fisher - Artie Doyle"

"Aidan Gillen - Lord Nelson Rathbone"

"Fann Wong - Chon Lin"

"Donnie Yen - Wu Chow"

"Oliver Cotton - Jack the Ripper"

"Kim Chan - Chon Wang and Chon Lin's father"

"Gemma Jones - Queen Victoria"

"Tom Wu - Lead Boxer Liu"

"Kelly-Marie Kerr - Clara"