Sex Drive (film)

"Holy buckets...she wants me to give her the D."

"Hey, sir. I've got something yummy for your little girl."

"Who's gonna pound on it? Say it: 'Ian's gonna pound on it.'"

"I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean seriously, what are the odds?"

"Oh, did you have a moment? A little moment? You're an idiot."

"Which do you like better, the shaft or the balls?...You like 'em both, don't you."

"Put a little sack into it, powder puff."

"No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low."

"I'm into you, and...I'm hard."

"Hey, I was born to fertilize!"

"Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay."

"You should pee on us!"

"You gotta get the monkey."

"Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch."

"What up, English?"

"I miss sarcasm. It's mostly lost on my people. And gambling... went to Vegas once. [pause] And buttfucking."

"Girl at Theme Park: I would've blown."

"Josh Zuckerman - Ian Lafferty"

"Amanda Crew - Felicia Alpine"

"Clarke Duke - Lance Johnson"

"Seth Green - Ezekiel"

"James Marsden - Rex Lafferty"

"Katrina Bowden - Ms. Tasty"

"Alice Greczyn - Mary"

"Michael Cudlitz - Rick"

"David Koechner - Hitchhiker"

"Dave Sheridan - Bobby Jo"

"Mark L. Young - Randy"

"Charlie McDermott - Andy"

"Cole Petersen - Dylan Lafferty"

"Allison Weissman - Becca"

"Andrea Anders - Brandy"

"José Duarte - Brandy's father"

"Kim Ostrenko - Ian's stepmother"

"Brett Rice - Mr. Lafferty"

"Susie Abromeit -Tiffany"

"Brian Posehn - Carny"

"John Ross Bowie - Dr. Teddescoe"

"Sasha Ramos - Kimberly"

"Jessica Just - Lindsay"

"Caley Hayes - Sandy"

"Fall Out Boy - themselves"

"Kyle Gass - Trucker"