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"If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it."
"If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the Devil… I mean, if he’s Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations. But… he’s not the Devil. He’s just a man."
"Who knows. So many freaks out there doin' their little evil deeds they don't wanna do... "The voices made me do it. My dog made me do it. Jodie Foster told me to do it.""
"Fuckin' Dante. Goddamn poetry-writing faggot, piece of shit, fucker! [A cop knocks on the car window and delivers an envelope of CliffsNotes] Good work, officer! Thank you, Lord."
"[From one of his journals] What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended"
"[from his journal] On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing."
"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention."
"Become vengeance, David. Become... wrath."
"Seven deadly sins. Seven ways to die."
"Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light."
"Gluttony · Greed · Sloth · Envy · Wrath · Pride · Lust"
"Let he who is without sin try to survive"
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."
"Brad Pitt – Detective David Mills"
"Morgan Freeman – Detective Lt. William Somerset"
"Gwyneth Paltrow – Tracy Mills"
"Kevin Spacey – John Doe"
"R. Lee Ermey – Police Captain"
"John C. McGinley – California"
"Richard Portnow – Dr. Beardsley"
"Richard Schiff – Mark Swarr (John Doe's Lawyer)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!