See No Evil, Hear No Evil

"You mean I'm not white?!?"

"I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up your butt."

"Today, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection. That doesn't happen every day."

"Well excusez-moi, monsieur hot shit!"

"We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow. I think we better back up."

"Did she say ship, or shit?"

"Captain Braddock: What's the story here, Gatlin? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass!"

"One's blind. The other's deaf. The girl's a killer. And they're in it over their heads."

"The first drop dead comedy of the year."

"MURDER! The blind guy couldn't see it. The deaf guy couldn't hear it. Now they're both wanted for it."

"Richard Pryor – Wallace "Wally" Karew"

"Gene Wilder – Dave Lyons"

"Joan Severance – Eve"

"Kevin Spacey – Kirgo"

"Alan North – Braddock"

"Anthony Zerbe – Sutherland"

"Louis Giambalvo – Gatlin"

"Kristen Childs – Adele"