Scott Pilgrim

"What kind of idiot would knowingly date a girl named Knives? (Vol.2, 10,29,6)"

"Ooh, go ahead and poke fun at my poor queenology, Canada boy. (Vol.2, 11,9,2)"

"Okay, stop. It sounds retarded. You sound retarded. I'm breaking up with you. (Vol.2, 11,12,2)"

"Let's forget the whole thing. I'm getting really sick of not strangling her. (Vol.3, 15,6,3)"

"Ramona, I love you. I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch! (Vol.3, 13,20,4)"

"Let's be friends based on mutual hate. (Vol.3, 13,20,6)"

"You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon. (Vol.3, 14,7,4)"

"You listen to me. I'm the one who tells you what your mom says, okay? (Vol.4, 19,14,1)"

"No, I don't know the cheat code for Sonic 3. I'm very busy here, Scott. Will you please stop calling me?"

"Ooh, can you put on something really morbid and horrible and Japanese? (Vol.2, 8,6,7)"

"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB!!! WE ARE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF!!! (Vol.3, 17,9,2)"

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face. (Vol.4, 21,12,2)"

"I think he's only dating her because she's old, you know? She's probably like 25! She's some fat-ass white girl, you know? (Vol. 2, 9,15,2)"

"You're dead, fatty! (Vol.2, 10,13&14,2)"

"My name is Knives Chau, and I'm a SCOTTAHOLIC!! (Vol.2, 10,20,2)"

"I've kissed the lips that kissed YOU!!! (Vol.3, 12,8,4)"

"You stole him with your advanced American slut technology! You're not nice! (Vol.5, 27,20,3)"

"Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive? (Vol.3, 14,11,3)"

"Back off, bitch, it's my birthday. (Vol.4, 19,2,5)"

"A tiny robot is kicking this guy's ass, if anyone wants to watch. Oh, and then the band's gonna play. (Vol.5, 26,14,6)"

"Mrs. Chau: You are seventeen year old! Time to get interested in boy! (Vol.1, intro, page 9, panel 2)"

"Stephen Stills, the talent: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls. Seriously.(Vol.4, 24,6,7)"

"Gideon: We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die? (Vol.5)"