School Ties

"I'll honor your tradition. I'll go to the Headmaster and I'll lie."

"True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!"

"[about David] It turns out our golden boy is nothing but a lying, backstabbing kike."

"[to David] I have a confession to make, I think about you more than I ought to."

"Everybody's asking me what it's like to kiss a Jew."

"Dr. Bartram: The honor code is a living thing. It cannot exist in a vacuum."

"Mr. Cleary: The cultural environment in which one lives ought to be as important as the air he breathes... the food he eats."

"Mack McGivern: The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay. The Shadow knows."

"McGoo: [pretending to sneeze as David walks by] A-Jew!"

"Brendan Fraser - David Greene"

"Matt Damon - Charlie Dillon"

"Chris O'Donnell - Chris Reece"

"Randall Batinkoff - Rip Van Kelt"

"Andrew Lowery - "Mack" McGivern"

"Cole Hauser - Jack Connors"

"Ben Affleck - Chesty Smith"

"Anthony Rapp - Richard "McGoo" Collins"

"Amy Locane - Sally Wheeler"

"Peter Donat - Headmaster Dr. Bartram"

"Željko Ivanek - Mr. Cleary"

"Kevin Tighe - Coach McDevitt"

"Michael Higgins - Mr. Gierasch"

"Ed Lauter - Alan Greene, David's father"

"Peter McRobbie - Chaplain"