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"Gentlemen, trials are too important to be left up to juries."
"You think your average juror is King Solomon? No! He's a roofer with a mortgage. He wants to go home and sit in his Barcalounger and let the cable TV wash over him. And this man doesn't give a single, solitary droplet of shit about truth, justice or your American way."
"Everybody has a secret they don't want you to find. Find it!"
"We like fat women, people!"
"Ah, I hate Baptists almost as much as I hate Democrats."
"You may be right, but the thing of it is, I don't give a shit. What's more... I never have."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this girl is an amateur. Do you understand? A dilettante. And I want this nonsense ended today! I want you to find her. I want you to contain her! Because you're losing me my jury!"
"What do you hope to achieve if you win? You gonna bring Jacob Wood back to life? No. You just ensure that his wife goes to the cemetery in a better car, and that the heel that she snaps on the way to the graveside belongs to a $1,200 shoe. You get your name in the paper. But Jacob Wood and all the other gun violence victims remain rotting in their crypts."
"Nicholas Easter: [after anti-gun fanatic is dragged kicking and screaming from the courtroom during jury selection, even though he claims he want to be heard] Well, I guess that's lunch..."
"Henry Jankle: ...I was under the impression that we'd already purchased ourselves a verdict."
"Wendell Rohr: Gentlemen, I have lost my footing in this trial."
"Judge Harkin: I'm not sure, but I believe I'm buying lunch."
"Doyle: It's a set-up. Don't do it!"
"John Cusack - Nicholas "Nick" Easter"
"Gene Hackman - Rankin Fitch"
"Dustin Hoffman - Wendell Rohr"
"Rachel Weisz - Marlee"
"Jeremy Piven - Lawrence Greene"
"Bruce Davison - Durwood Cable"
"Bruce McGill - Judge Frederick Harkin"
"Marguerite Moreau - Amanda Monroe"
"Nick Searcy - Doyle"
"Leland Orser - Lamb"
"Gerry Bamman - Herman Grimes"
"Lori Heuring - Maxine"
"Nestor Serrano - Janovich"
"Joanna Going - Celeste Wood"
"Cliff Curtis - Frank Herrera"
"Dylan McDermott - Jacob Wood"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!