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"This is English courage."
"[about his father] He called the Crusades a foolish quest. He said it was vanity to force other men to our religion."
"I'll not rest until my father is avenged. I swear it by my own blood."
"[robbing a lady in a carriage] My lady, a woman of your beauty has no need for such... decorations."
"[After stopping a band of the Sheriff's men raiding a convent] Good. Now tell the Sheriff that for every harm he does these people, I will visit it back on him tenfold."
"[To Azeem after he delivers an infant by caesarean section] You truly are a great one."
"The Sheriff calls us outlaws, but I say we are free! And one free man defending his home is more powerful than ten hired soldiers. The Crusades taught me that. I will make you no promises, save one: that if you truly believe in your hearts that you are free, then I say we can win!"
"It's a hot day my friend, to burden your horse with such a heavy purse."
"Come, my friend! Make his sacrifice an act of honor! Come now."
"Our way lies together with the speed of Allah. You have saved my life, Christian. Now, I will stay with you until I have saved yours. That is my vow."
"Is there no sun in this cursed country?!"
"And they call me Barbarian."
"The hospitality of this country is as warm as the weather."
"I once heard a wise man say "There are no perfect men in this world. Only perfect intentions"."
"English! English! Behold Azeem ibn Bashir Al Bakri! I'm not one of you, but I fight! I fight with Robin Hood! I fight against a tyrant who holds you under his boot! If you would be free men, then you must fight! Join us now, join Robin Hood!"
"[After saving Robin's life] I have fulfilled my vow, sadiq."
"Locksley, I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!"
"I can't do this with all that racket!"
"Do you mind Locksley? We've just been married."
"Just a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?! THAT'S IT, THEN!! Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!"
"(after running Guy through) Well at least I didn't use a spoon."
"Maid Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose. And when it doesn't, it's a burden to them. Robin of the Hood, prince of thieves. Is he capable of love?"
"Duncan: (who's blind) Point me towards danger, Azeem, I'm ready!"
"Will Scarlet: [after Robin and Azeem are successfully catapulted over a wall] Fuck me, he cleared it!"
"Soldier: (looking at Marian) I've never seen the breasts of a noblewoman."
"Friar Tuck: (last lines, to the audience) Come on, get out of it. We waste good celebration time."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!