Richie Rich (film)

"Mr. Van Dough, you're fired!"

"[After the laser gun has destroyed her nose on Mount Richmore] Oh, my God! My nose! I look like Michael Jackson!"

"Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?"

"Not so fast!"

"If I had my choice of weapons with you, Sir, I'd choose grammar."

"[Annoyed with his chauffeur after stepping out of his limo and into a puddle] 37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle!"

"[to Ferguson] Not me, you imbecile, them!"

"[Last words in the film] Hey, screw. Fetch."

"[Last words in the film] Aren't you gonna throw it back?"

"Without the inventions, the butler, and the private fast-food restaurant...he's just a normal 12-year-old billionaire."

"Five buddies, one butler, and a dog on an adventure so big... Even the world's richest kid can't afford to miss it."

"Haley Peel - Dot Polkadots"

"John Larroquette - Laurence Van Dough"

"Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury"

"Edward Herrmann - Isaiah Polkadots"

"Christine Ebersole - Regina Polkadots"

"Mike McShane - Professor Keenbean"

"Chelcie Ross - Ferguson"

"Reggie Jackson - Himself"

"Mariangela Pino - Diane Pazinski"

"Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski"

"Joel Robinson - Omar"

"Jonathan Hilario - Pee Wee"

"Serena Berman - Young Dot"

"Ben Stein - Economics Teacher"

"Claudia Schiffer - Herself"