Revenge of the Pink Panther

"Special delivery: a beumb. Were you expecting one? A BEUMB!? AAAAAHAHOWWWWWW!!!"

"I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!"

"Ohhhh...Sixteen chests on a dead man's rum/Yo-ho-ho in the bottle of the chest/Drink to the devils and done for the rums/Hoooooooooooooooo!"

"The Great Inspector Clouseau will not be bothering us anymore."

"Peter Sellers - Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

"Dyan Cannon - Simone Legree"

"Herbert Lom - Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus"

"Robert Webber - Philippe Douvier"

"Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong"

"Tony Beckley - Guy Algo"

"Robert Loggia - Al Marchione"

"Paul Stewart - Julio Scallini"

"André Maranne - Sgt. François Chevalier"

"Graham Stark - Prof. Auguste Balls"

"Alfie Bass - Fernet"

"Sue Lloyd - Claude Russo"

"Douglas Wilmer - Police Commissioner"

"Ferdy Mayne - Dr. Paul Laprone"

"Valerie Leon - Tanya"

"Ed Parker - Mr. Chong"

"Adrienne Corri - Therese Douvier"

"Henry McGee - Officer Bardot"

"Andrew Sachs - Hercule Poirot"

"Julian Orchard - Hospital Clerk"

"John Bluthal - Guard at Cemetery"

"Rita Webb - Woman at Window"

"Ragbir Sraan - Arab Sheikh"

"Inspector Clouseau is back...and he's a bigger fool than anyone gives him the credits for."

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies..."

"Montezuma got his revenge. Now it's the Pink Panther's turn!"