Real Genius

"[to Mitch, as he is hanging upside down] Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity."

"Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?"

"[to a girl at a party] Don't eat that. Don't you know that eating that can give you very large breasts? [looks down at her chest] Oh my God, I'm too late!"

"Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it."

"When he gets mad, he doesn't get even... he gets creative."

"MEET CHRIS KNIGHT, THE EINSTEIN OF THE '80'S. He can turn the simple into the simply amazing, and now he turns revenge into high comedy."

"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility."

"Val Kilmer - Chris Knight"

"Gabriel Jarret - Mitch Taylor"

"Michelle Meyrink - Jordan Cochran"

"William Atherton - Prof. Jerry Hathaway"

"Robert Prescott - Kent Torokvei"

"Jon Gries - Lazlo Hollyfeld"

"Patti D'Arbanville - Sherry Nugil"

"Tommy Swerdlow - Bodie"

"Mark Kamiyama - 'Ick' Ikagami"

"Ed Lauter - David Decker"

"Louis Giambalvo - Maj. Carnagle"

"Severn Darden - Dr. Meredith"

"Stacy Peralta - shuttle pilot"

"Beau Billingslea - George"

"Joanne Baron - Mrs. Taylor"

"Sandy Martin - Mrs. Meredith"

"Dean Devlin - Milton"

"Yuji Okumoto - Fenton"

"Deborah Foreman - Susan Decker"