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April 10, 2026
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"Run, Rayman, run!"
"Globox! Stop eating your boogers!"
"Get me a drink or I start nibbling his arteries!"
"Globox, someday I'll have you over for dinner. Or, maybe, I'll just have you for dinner!"
"[as Rayman enters his mansion] Unlucky and unwise is he who risks entering my domain! [grabs his gun] Let's give him a warm welcome!"
"You will be perfect in my living room... STUFFED AND MOUNTED ON MY WALL!!!!"
"I've tamed more ferocious beasts than you!"
"The faster you run, the faster you die!"
"Move over, Buffalo Bill! Here comes Cannonball Bill!"
"[over intercom] Good day! You are entering the headquarters of the Black Lums. Exterior temperature: minus 61 degrees. Interior temperature: 98.6 degrees and rising!"
"Please present yourself at the welcome desk."
"You are now entering the warehouse. It is here that our elite troops test their weapons with rigour and patience."
"Air traffic control has reported that the Leptys is now in view!"
"Warning! A moth invasion has just been detected in the ventilation system."
"Will the incredible glute please report to the welcome desk? Will the incredible glute please report to the welcome desk?"
"The visit is about to begin!"
"Attention Hoodlums! André, our beloved Master is not pleased! Rayman is still alive. As long as you don't know how to shoot, you will remain locked in the firing range. Now, practise, practise, practise!"
"You have entered into the foundry, the Black Lums' hotspot!"
"Air traffic control has announced that the Leptys is about to land on the Tower summit."
"Due to the extreme sensitivity of the God, we kindly ask you not to drink in his presence, and to avoid verifying the room temperature.""
"You are currently in the hall of the Horrible Machine. And this is where..."
"Spit in his eye!"
"Stick bamboo under his nails."
"Tear off his flesh!"
"Make him write bad checks."
"Crush his bones."
"Let him run. Meat better with salt."
"Brain, fresh brain."
"Hey, does anybody have any cough syrup?"
"[Rayman is cornered by two Knaaren when Reflux shoves them aside] Gah, step aside! He's mine!"
"You seem quite clever, stranger. That's good! I like clever people, their brains are tastier! [Steps toward Rayman] Let's see how you handle yourself... in the arena!"
"Ooh! The young people today..."
"In my days this kind of nonsense was not allowed!"
"Oh! My dentures! I've lost my dentures!"
"Help! Police!"
"You rat, little whippersnapper!"
"No respect! No respect!"
"Ooh! My heart! Ow. Oh... my bladder!"
"You haven't heard the last of me, young man!"
"Ooh! My pills! Hurry!"
"Ah! If I was three-hundred years younger!"
"Disgraceful!"
"Ah! Your parents should have put you in military school!"
"You need a caning!"
"David Gasman as Rayman"
"John Leguizamo as Globox"
"Ken Starcevic as Andre"
"Billy West as Murfy"
"Eric Bauza as Count Razoff"
"Ziggy Marley as Reflux"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!