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"Big heroes do big things."
"I can totally help"
"Like they know who we are"
"I'm not just a civilian the rangers are actually my uh friends"
"My piloting skills are slightly underdeveloped"
"Chairman drek is cunning he will be prepared for our assault"
"Blaming yourself and taking responsibility are two very different things"
"Prepare to be blown away by my epic humility."
"And I was like warrior no I said I was a worrier."
"You’re reckless, you're a loose cannon and you’re dangerous, it’s my shtick."
"Maybe. But, now the last laugh is on you!"
"I, uh... I'm not pretty good with advice, but I do no this: to be a hero, you don't have to do big things… just the right ones."
""Mad" suggests cognitive impairment. I'm more of a vengeful scientist."
"Sheepinator. One of my personal favourites."
"Day after day, I slaved away, creating all the weapons and devices that made you look like a hero! But you're not a hero! You're not even a good villain! You're the galaxy's biggest joke!"
"[last line] No! Get away from me! Do not stick that thing in... Oh! Oh! Oh! Quit trying to repair me, you moron! I am not a robot!!! [laughs maniacally]"
"Ready to kick some asteroid!"
"Kick some asteroid"
"Buckle up for the wildest, zaniest and most hilarious sci-fi thrill ride to be found this side of the solar system!"
"as Ratchet"
"David Kaye as Clank"
"Jim Ward as Captain Copernicus Qwark"
"as Chairman Drek"
"John Goodman as Grimroth Razz"
"Bella Thorne as Cora Veralux"
"Sylvester Stallone as Lt. Victor Von Ion"
"as Doctor Nefarious"
"as Brax "The Brute" Lectrus"
"Andrew Cownden as Zed"
"Don Briggs as the Starship Commander"
"Brian Dobson as Dallas Wannamaker, Announcer and the Drek Computer"
"as Mr. Zurkon, an Inspectobot and a Warbot"
"Cole Howard as Stanley Horkelberg"
"as Solana Trooper"
"as Mrs. Horkelberg and the Ship Computer"
"as Juanita Alvaro"
"as Mr. Micron"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!