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"[After they all put Sir Lionel in the stone coffin with stone pillars at Lady Juliana's Farm. Tears run down Kayley's face as Arthur gives Sir Lionel's dented shield to Lady Juliana, who also cries] Your husband died saving my life. And saving Camelot. Lady Juliana, the gates of Camelot will always be open to you. [Addresses the others:] Sir Lionel was my most trusted knight. And also my dear, dear friend. We will always remember how he bravely upheld the ideals of Camelot. [He then takes out Excalibur and holds it in the air and the other knights take out their swords and hold them in the air in respect for their deceased knight.]"
"[Final lines] I dub thee, Sir Garrett. I dub thee, Lady Kayley. Thank you for saving Camelot. You have reminded us, the kingdom's strength… is not based in the strength of the king, but the strength of the people. From this day forward, you will both sit as Knights of the Round Table! [all cheer]"
"[after seeing her father ride off with the knights to Camelot] One day, I'll be a knight, like father."
"[to herself, lamenting on the normal everyday life after she and her mother disagree over her dreams of becoming a knight] How am I going to do great things if I'm stuck here with these silly chickens?"
"[To Ruber, before she swings down with a large wooden beam to knock him away from the king] I will not serve a false king!"
"[His first lines, after Kayley falls into a swamp bed and gets tangled in a net] Hey! That's my net."
"[to Ayden] You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything."
"Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry. [Explaining why they're "conjoined twin dragons"] Oh. Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall."
"Cornwall: But you can call me "Corny", for short. [Meeting Kayley for the first time]"
"Devon: [walking through The Ogre's "den" - filled with skeletons - sarcastically and quietly] Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator."
"Cornwall: Tell ya what: next time, you try to fly, and we'll hold on!"
"Cornwall: [To Kayley, after Garrett has left the group] Forget about him. You're better off alone. He walks funny. He talks funny. People throw darts at him."
"Devon: [To Cornwall, appalled] How can you be so cold-blooded?!"
"Cornwall: [To Devon] I'm a reptile. [He sticks his tongue out]"
"Devon: [To Cornwall, poking him] Listen, you Jurassic twit! Kayley deserves someone who will love her. [Devon performs the following actions upon Cornwall] Someone... who'll hold her in his arms, [he squeezes Cornwall's head until his eyes bulge] who'll run his fingers through her hair, [he runs his fingers across Cornwall's head] look deeply in her eyes, [holds Cornwall eye-to-eye, then releases him] and make her feel like a real woman! [He kisses Cornwall; both spit and splutter]"
"[After Arthur had repelled him with Excalibur] One day, that sword will be in my hand, and all will be mine!"
"[To Juliana] I'm so glad you've noticed! I've been working at it for years!"
"[after he used his magic potion to fasten Excalibur to his hand] Don't worry, little girl. I'll make sure Arthur gets it back. Or gets it in the back. [laughs] As the case may be! [Softly] Throw her into the wagon."
"[after Kayley stops him from attacking the king] You're in the way, just like your father! Since you're dying to be like him! [he swings Excalibur at her, but she dodges] Let's see if I can help you out!"
"[his last words] Two, for the price of one! This must be my lucky day. Oh, no! The stone! [explosion; Ruber dies]"
"[Covered in mud while one-eyed mosslike creatures are looking at him] Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me? [The one-eyed stalk creatures disappear. He turns. The one-eyed creatures look at him again, but disappear as soon as he turns back to them]"
"Bladebeak, at your service! [Frees Kayley]"
"[confronting an iron man] You've got to ask yourself: "Do I feel - clucky?" Well, do ya... punk? [He pecks the iron man]"
"Devon and Cornwall will be back in Looney Tunes: Back in Action."
"Jessalyn Gilsig — Kayley"
"Cary Elwes — Garrett"
"Gary Oldman — Ruber"
"Eric Idle — Devon"
"Don Rickles — Cornwall"
"Jane Seymour — Juliana"
"Pierce Brosnan — King Arthur"
"Bronson Pinchot — The Griffin"
"Jaleel White — Bladebeak"
"Gabriel Byrne — Sir Lionel"
"John Gielgud — Merlin"
"Frank Welker — Ayden the Falcon"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!