Queen

"QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not."

"The insuperable objection to monarchy is that the king or queen is elevated, and respect is accorded, for no reason other than birth ... No one who believes either in the claims of merit or in the pursuit of equality can defend the system."

"Passed the pub that saps your body And the church who'll snatch your money The Queen is dead, boys And it's so lonely on a limb"

"It is true that the queen does not have a political sphere of action, but she has a large domestic sphere of action. Her excellence befits her for the education of her sex, the supervision of children in their first years, in the household manners, the provisions to the poor and the sick (particularly of those of her sex), the tasteful decoration of the house, the arrangement of family celebrations, and the establishment of the courtly activity according to law."

"There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy and there is no Queen of England."