Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

"Welcome to my fiesta! Make yourselves at home, yeah! Come on, eat. Drink up."

"People of Cordova! [The Woman in the crowd: It's Delmar!] People of Delmar!"

"Okay, okay, one more number. I call this one "The Legend Will Never Di--" [bell falls on him and kills him]"

"[repeated line] FEAR ME, IF YOU DARE!"

"[Perrito: Wanna rub my belly?] Hard pass."

"[Puss's past life: Puss in Boots walks alone!] Yeah, Puss in Boots walks alone... Was the legend so big, there was no room for anyone else?"

"[to his past lives] You know what?! You guys are jerks! Which is very conflicting for me! I'll find my own way out! Adiós!"

"[Kitty: I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?] Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for."

"When you only have one life, that's what makes it special."

"It just never fails. Whenever I team up with you, things go wrong!"

"You know what trust gets you? A sock, a rock and a swim in the river."

"Whenever I've let my guard down, I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed."

"Take it from me. Never trust anyone!"

"¡LOS VOY HACER A TODOS ALFOMBRAS DE BAÑO![I'm going to make bath-mats out of all of you!]"

"Full disclosure, I'm not a cat, I'm a dog."

"I'm in the mix now! OK, OK, here we go! You’re all a bunch of knuckle-dragging, honey-scrounging, grub (bleep), oafish (bleep), (bleep) munching, mangy (bleep), nugget, (bleep), and your snooter! [laughs]"

"My home is where my friends are."

"Wanna rub my belly?"

"[to Big Jack Horner] Oh, I was just buying some time. For Team Friendship!"

"Is that a joke? You think this scruffy, geriatric bag of bones looks like a legend? This is definitely not…"

"Too hard! That was not JUST RIGHT!"

"Little Jack Horner didn't have any magic. He was a pathetic, buttered baker's boy. Little Jack's dead! I'm Big Jack Horner!"

"Assemble the Baker's Dozen."

"I'll take this! And that! Ooh, and these! One of those! And I gotta take that! Yes! Yes! No. Yes! Oh, yeah! [hums as he picks up a cookie and a magic potion with labels reading "Eat Me" and "Drink Me"] All of these! Hahahaha! This one is right. [bowls a glass sphere into the bag]"

"Behold! [the sword is stuck] Excalibur! Yeah, I couldn't get this rock off of it. But still pretty cool, right?"

"You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, and stability, and a mansion, and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that. [the Ethical Bug facepalms]"

"[emerging from his bag as a giant] I was worried for a second I would come out naked, but my clothes grew too! Cool!"

"[attracted by Perrito's cuteness] They're such pools of vulnerability. It's so cute! How you THINK that would work on me! Don't you know I'm dead inside? By the way, your nose is bleeding."

"[last words before his death] WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! [as everyone glares at him] I MEAN, WHAT SPECIFICALLY?!"

"Well, well. If it isn't Puss in Boots himself. [chuckles] In the flesh."

"I just LOVE the smell of FEAR!"

"Sorry to crush the party with your past lives, or your past deaths, as I like to call them."

"¿¡POR QUÉ DIABLOS FUI A JUGAR CON MI COMIDA!?[WHY THE HELL DID I GO PLAY WITH MY FOOD?!]"

"Hey, I never do this, but... can I get your autograph? Been following you for a long time. Sign right there."

"I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy way. I'm Death, straight up. And I've come for you, Puss in Boots."

"You know... I'm not a cat person. I find the very idea of nine lives absurd. And you didn't value any of them. So, why don't I do us both a favor and take this last one now?"

"You know we will meet again, right?"

"you're not living up to the legend, Gato."

"You looking for something? Consider this my resignation, mister!"

"Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!"

"Well,I'm your conscious. I help you make choices and stuff."

"I-i-I'm not a magic locus, I'm not a locus at all!"

"Say hola to his little friends."

"A new story from the fairy tales of Shrek."

"The adventure of nine lifetimes."

"Antonio Banderas — Puss in Boots"

"Salma Hayek Pinault — Kitty Softpaws"

"Harven Guillén — Perrito"

"Florence Pugh — Goldilocks"

"Olivia Colman — Mama Bear"