Punch-Drunk Love

"I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me that's that before I beat the Hell from you."

"Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And, and I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?"

"I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem."

"I have so much strength inside of me. You have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say "That's that", Mattress Man."

"I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are."

"Dean Trumbell: Fuck you. You're a pervert. Think you can be a pervert and not pay for it?"

"Lena: So, here we go."

"Adam Sandler - Barry Egan"

"Emily Watson - Lena Leonard"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Dean Trumbell"

"Mary Lynn Rakskub - Elizabeth Egan"

"Luis Guzmán - Lance"

"Robert Smigel - Walter the Dentist"