Project X (2012 film)

"[on video] What up my lovely females? This is your boy Costa, your host for the evening. Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday, [grabs crotch] and this is Project X, yo."

"[about the "Naked Girls Only" sign by the pool] The next time your pool guy comes by for a clean, he's gonna say, "Excuse me Mr. Kub, but I think I may have found some water in your semen.""

"[after the car is driven into the pool] Wow. I don't know how to fix this. I don't know how to fix any of this shit. I'm sorry Thomas. I just wanted to get some pussy."

"The Party You've Only Dreamed About."

"You are invited."

"Witness it."

"Thomas Mann - Thomas Kub"

"Oliver Cooper - Costa."

"Jonathan Daniel Brown - J.B."

"Kirby Bliss Blanton - Kirby"

"Dax Flame - Dax"

"Alexis Knapp - Alexis"

"Miles Teller - Miles"

"Martin Klebba - Angry Little Person"

"Rick Shapiro - T-Rick"

"Rob Evors - Rob, Thomas's neighbor"

"Caitlin Dulany - Thomas's Mom"

"Peter MacKenzie - Thomas's Dad"

"Jillian Reynolds - Herself"

"Jimmy Kimmel - Himself"