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"THE ZOMBIES ATE YOUR BRAINS!"
"Sunflower. One, two, three. [Singing] There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn (Yeah!) There's a zombie on your lawn, we don't want Zombies on our lawn (Yeah!) I know your type: Tall, dark, and dead. You wanna bite all the petals off of my head, and the then eat the brains of the on"
"Funny thing about zombie process, is that it sometimes make 'em come out very small. Very small, and very mean! Defend your shins! [Our view turns our attention to the Zombies, which are abnormally small.]"
"Sometimes, people used to call me fog man. Because I be in the fog and jump at people. Ah, those were the days."
"[After presenting the Zen Garden] I must warn you... You're gonna hate this next level. Why? 'Cause it's non stop bungee-zombie after bungee-zombie. I hate those cofounded bungee-zombies. Hate them. Hate them with passion. And a vengeance. A-whoop-a-dee-doo, here come those idiots now [we notice 3 bungee-zombies, meaning there's going to be a lot of them]"
"[Player completes Level 4-9, finds note and opens it] This iz your muther. Please come over to my house for some "Meatloaf" Leave your front door open and your lawn unguarded Sincerely, MOM (not the zombies)"
""[Player completes Level 3-9, finds note and opens it]" Hello, we herd you were having a pool party. We think that wood be fun. We'll be rite over."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!