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"Typical James, tired old drug addict. Can't even stay awake for your own movie!"
"I wanted to create my own world. A world full of color where everyone could play. One big party that never ends."
"You'll love me. I promise."
"We'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says, "Do not feed the drug child!""
"The road of excess leads to the palace of... fabulousness!"
"Oh please, party in the truck!"
"I won't do crack without heroin!"
"But it's my birthday and I want a bloodfeast!"
"That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!"
"You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!"
"Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous."
"That's Skrink la do, to you."
"..Not that it's your movie. You think it's yours. But it's really mine. All mine."
"Come to my party. You can be my boyfriend."
"Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the D'urbervilles."
"I don't do. I just am."
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Blake, William. That's really all you need to know. That and "Don't dream it, be it!""
"Michael was growing on me. Like a fungus."
"The North Pole! I've made it across the frozen tundra. My faithful huskies perished in the blizzard way back. I had to eat them."
"Darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up."
"I am not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor!"
"Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer."
"It doesn't matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing."
"It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!"
"Elke: He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man."
"Christina: How do you like my UFO?"
"Police Officer: [trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl."
"good. evil. fun."
"Money, Success, Fame, Glamour"
"Seth Green - James St. James"
"Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig"
"Diana Scarwid - Elke"
"Chloë Sevigny - Gitsie"
"Marilyn Manson - Christina"
"Dylan McDermott - Peter Gatien"
"Mia Kirshner- Natasha"
"Wilmer Valderrama - Keoki"
"Daniel Franzese - The Rat/Dallas MC"
"Natasha Lyonne - Brooke"
"Elliot Kriss - Cabbie"
"Wilson Cruz - Angel"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!