Pardon Us

"We will now have the role call. Those that are here will answer "present". Those that are not here will say "absent"."

"We will now have an intelligence test"(camera pans to his unintelligent pupils)"

"Their jail break is a riot! It will give you the time of your life."

"The world has been waiting for THEIR FIRST FULL LENGTH TALKING PICTURE"

"Mr. Hardy is a man of wonderful ideas—so is Mr. Laurel—as long as he doesn't try to think."

"Stan Laurel — Stan"

"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"

"June Marlowe — Warden's Daughter"

"Wilfred Lucas — Warden"

"James Finlayson — Schoolteacher"

"Walter Long — The Tiger"

"Tiny Sandford — Prison Guard"

"Charlie Hall — Dentist's Assistant"