Outside Providence (film)

"My brother's in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof."

"One more thing. Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It ain't over till you both get your cookies...Remember that I said that."

"You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head."

"Tim's getting a future...whether he likes it or not!"

"There once was a boy from Pawtucket..."

"Shawn Hatosy - Timothy "Dildo" Dunphy"

"Amy Smart - Jane Weston"

"Alec Baldwin - Old Man Dunphy"

"Jon Abrahams - Drugs Delaney"

"Jonathan Brandis - Mousy"

"Adam LaVorgna - Tommy The Wire"

"Jesse Leach - Decenz"

"Gabriel Mann - Jack Wheeler"

"Richard Jenkins - Barney"

"Samantha Lavigne - 'Clops'"

"George Martin - Dean Mort"

"Timothy Crowe - Mr. Funderburk"