Our Idiot Brother

"This is like free therapy. New York State cares."

"I need some leg warmers, my Croc is stuck!"

"[about River] You know, he's just a little boy. Little boys fight. Doesn't mean he's going to grow up to be a frat-boy rapist."

"I like to think that if you put your trust out there; if you really give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion."

"[on the phone, to Cindy's voicemail] I know you're not gonna call me back but... Hum, one more thing, remember that time I missed your awards dinner? Well, hum, I wasn't really working. I was at home watching Kourtney and Kim Take New York... I'm sorry, hum... What else?"

"River Anderson: Go fuck yourselves!"

"Paul Rudd - Nedrick "Ned" Rochlin"

"Elizabeth Banks - Miranda Rochlin"

"Zooey Deschanel - Natalie "Nat" Rochlin"

"Emily Mortimer - Liz Rochlin Anderson"

"Adam Scott - Jeremy Horne"

"Kathryn Hahn - Janet Ziebell"

"Steve Coogan - Dylan Anderson"

"Hugh Dancy - Christian Smith"

"Rashida Jones - Cindy Harris"

"T.J. Miller - Billy Orwin"

"Matthew Mindler - River Anderson"

"Shirley Knight - Ilene Rochlin"

"Janet Montgomery - Lady Arabella Galloway"

"Lydia Haug - Tatiana"

"Sterling K. Brown - Parole Officer Omar Coleman"

"Bob Stephenson - Officer Washburn"

"Katie Aselton - Amy (dog owner)"