Once Upon a Time in Mexico

"[caught on the top floor of the hotel by Marquez's men] Any suggestions, Ms. "Why don't we get a room on the 5th floor so we can see the beautiful sunset"?"

"[on the phone] Listen, I have got a swell buncha guys intercepting Marquez's army but they've got no guns! Now listen, I want you to understand me. This is no time to screw the pooch because this is supposed to be the big dance number alright? Hello? Hello you there? OK Ok I'm gonna freak right out!"

"You know that with-holding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense. Especially, when that officer has paid handsomely for it and I wouldn’t think twice about ripping that patch off your eye hole and skull fucking you to death."

"Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi"

"Salma Hayek - Carolina"

"Johnny Depp - Sands"

"Mickey Rourke - Billy"

"Eva Mendes - Ajedrez"

"Danny Trejo - Cucuy"

"Enrique Iglesias - Lorenzo"

"Marco Leonardi - Fideo"

"Cheech Marin - Belini"

"Julio Oscar Mechoso - Advisor"

"Rubén Blades - Jorge Ramirez"

"Willem Dafoe - Barillo"