Ocean's Twelve

"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date."

"[watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable."

"Do I look 50 to you?"

"A doctor specializing in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream."

"[to Topher Grace] Geez, Topher, you don't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me."

"(to Danny Ocean) 10:45, we all get arrested."

"(to Linus Caldwell) If you are going to ask me a question give me some time to respond, unless the question is rhetorical in which case the answer is obvious, yes."

"[about Danny] Where is he, Tess? Where is... Mr. Diaz?"

"[to Rusty Ryan] I was asked to show some restraint. Otherwise, you would have gone out to your favorite car with all the 17 you own and as soon as you turn on the ignition--[car explodes] You got two weeks."

"[to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?"

"[to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan] And tell him it's gonna cost him double. [pause] And tell him this thing is beautiful. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. (on being asked if that is all) Yeah. No! Tell him—tell Rusty that having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. [Hangs up. Sexy female assistant emerges with Nagel's treo and brings him a coffee]"

"[ to Turk] Yeah, well I need to use the toilet otherwise I'm gonna shit on your shoes! C'mon Frank..."

"Are you having some telethon we don't know about?!"

"[Meeting a fortune teller, notices Benedict and his goons behind him] THIS? You couldn't see this?!"

"Twelve is the new eleven"

"Three years ago, they stole 160 million dollars. Now the only thing between their old enemy and their new one is an Ocean."

"Who could ever forget that thing they did that time to that guy?"

"George Clooney - Daniel Ocean"

"Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan"

"Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell"

"Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean"

"Catherine Zeta-Jones - Isabel Lahiri"

"Andy Gracia - Terry Benedict"

"Don Cheadle - Basher Tarr"

"Vincent Cassel - François "The Nightfox" Toulour"

"Albert Finney - Gaspar LeMarc (uncredited)"

"Bernie Mac - Frank Catton"

"Casey Affleck - Virgil Malloy"

"Scott Caan - Turk Malloy"

"Shaobo Qin - "The Amazing" Yen"

"Carl Reiner - Saul Bloom"

"Eddie Jemison - Livingston Dell"

"Elliott Gould - Reuben Tishkoff"