Ocean's Eleven (2001 film)

"[At a bar, talking to Rusty] ...And Saul makes ten. Ten oughta do it, don't you think? [Rusty says nothing] You think we need one more? [Rusty still says nothing] You think we need one more. [Yet again, Rusty says nothing] All right, we'll get one more."

"[Greeting everyone for the first time] Good evening. Welcome. Everybody full? Looks like it. Everybody sober? Close enough. Let me just start by saying that nobody's on the line just yet, but what I'm about to show you is risky and extremely dangerous. If that doesn't sound like your particular brand of vodka, help yourself to as much food as you'd like, have a safe journey, no hard feelings. Otherwise, come with me."

"[Exposing Frank's criminal past to Benedict while pretending to be from the Nevada Gaming Commission] Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long."

"You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!"

"[After Danny and his crew shows up at his door] Did you guys get a group rate or something?"

"[With another crew, attempts to rob a vault. As he steps inside, the alarm goes off] Oh, leave it out! You tossers! You had one job to do!!"

"A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the 17th Century."

"[scolding Linus for leaving the van when he was instructed to stay] You stupid bastard!"

"Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!"

"Are you in or out?"

"3 Casinos. 11 Guys. 150 Million Bucks. Ready To Win Big?"

"Place your bets."

"They're having so much fun, it should be illegal."

"You do the math."

"Casey Affleck - Virgil Malloy"

"Scott Caan - Turk Malloy"

"George Clooney - Danny Ocean"

"Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell"

"Andy Garcia - Terry Benedict"

"Elliott Gould - Reuben Tishkoff"

"Eddie Jemison - Livingston Dell"

"Bernie Mac - Frank Catton"

"Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan"

"Shaobo Qin - The Amazing Yen"

"Carl Reiner - Saul Bloom"

"Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean"

"Don Cheadle - Basher Tarr"

"Joe LaDue - Billy Tim Denham"

"Scott L. Schwartz - Bulldog, the Bruiser"