Nutty Professor 2

"You know it's funny how you get used to certain things in life. You get used to being overweight. I did. You even get used to people making fun of you. Somewhere along the line I got used to being alone. And I just don't want to be alone anymore."

"[Has lost all of his intelligence. Denise asks him to tell her who she is] Ah, pretty lady!"

"[To Denise] I never... never wanted to hurt you. Understand? I thought that if you knew Buddy was a part of me, you wouldn't have me."

"Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walk down the street and this cute little boy says, "Look Mommy, there goes the Hamster's BITCH!""

"I'm not that kind of... [screaming] GUUUUUUUUUUUY!!!!!!"

"[Sherman, losing his intelligence, misspells "Shit" S-H-I-T-E] Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?"

"Oh, you bastard! [sees a rubber ball, because his body has dog DNA]"

"[after catching a rubber ball filled with youth formula] What the hell is that?! (Sherman: Who's dumb now?) Oh, Sherman. Oh, you sneaky son of a bitch! Oh, Sherman...! [turning into a baby] Oh, SHIT! Uh, uh, everyone calm down! Just calm down, this is a part of the demonstration! Just calm-- Relax! everything is under control. [woman stares at his penis] What the hell are you looking at?! This is an impressive package for a toddler!"

"The Klumps are back!"

"Eddie Murphy Is The Klumps"

"Eddie Murphy - Professor Sherman Klump/Buddy Love/Mama Klump/Papa Klump/Ernie Klump/Grandma Klump"

"Janet Jackson - Denise Gaines"

"Larry Miller - Dean Richmond"

"John Ales - Jason"

"Richard Gant - Mr. Gaines"

"Anna Maria Horsford - Mrs. Gaines"

"Melinda McGraw - Leanne Guilford"

"Jamal Mixon - Ernie Klump Jr."

"Wanda Sykes - Chantal"

"Freda Payne - Claudine"

"Nikki Cox - Student"

"Charles Elliott - Restaurant Manager"

"Duffy Taylor - Restaurant Trainee"

"Earl Boen as Dr. Knoll"

"Charles Napier - Four Star General"

"Steve Kehela as Scientist"

"Miguel A. Núñez, Jr. - Scientist"

"Viola Kates Stimpson - Sweet Old Lady with Dog"