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"My brains are going out my nipples."
": Why are your nipples poking into me?! : Sorry! That happens when I'm cold. : But why are there three of them?! : There aren't! Two of them are moles. : Those numbers still don't add up!"
"Oh, yes. Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep. Two nipples, no waiting."
": I want to see her nipples. : But this is a Christmas show. : Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples! : You can barely see them nipples. : See? And these guys are really looking!"
"Have ye beheld (with much delight) A red rose peeping through a white? Or else a cherry, double grac’d, Within a lily centre plac’d? Or ever mark’d the pretty beam A strawberry shows half-drown’d in cream? Or seen rich rubies blushing through A pure smooth pearl and orient too? So like to this, nay all the rest, Is each neat niplet of her breast."
"Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!"
"The eyes are the nipples of the face."
"And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral when you told most of my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let it slide."
": Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself? ... : Yes, I did. : Toughened your nipples, didn't it?"
"The video has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which Boris Yeltsin cuts off his own arms and legs."
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
"The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!