Nick Diaz

"That little fucker hit me with a Hadukan or something"

"Don't be scared, homie"

"Where I come from, people like that get slapped"

"I got nothing against that guy, except that he is kind of a piece of shit"

"A gentleman never tells"

"Training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit"

"My fight career has gotten in the way of my marijuana smoking"

"This is fucking gangster fucking warfare. I don't give a fuck"

"I will never sell you a handful of wolftickets"

"I've never paid taxes in my life, I'm probably going to jail"

"They're a bunch of dorks"