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"I had a partner! I would have taken a bullet for him! You I'm having a hard time not shooting!"
"I know baby. But I promise you. My life is already pretty much figured out."
"[A tall woman is holding Earl up with one hand] Okay, put him down. [Woman looks at him quizzically] In a minute or, two. Don't hurry."
"[Recurring line] What the problem is?"
"Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man."
"[After firing off two shots an a senior woman's vehicle, making it skid to a halt] Ma'am, you may now, reprocure, your vehicle. [The vehicle instantly explodes]"
"[Upon seeing Washington shows up with a hit squad] He Must've Grown Up In A White Neighbourhood [On seeing his being held at gunpoint] Oh, thank you Jesus!"
"Martin Lawrence as Earl Montgomery"
"Steve Zahn as Hank Rafferty"
"Colm Feore as Detective Frank McDuff"
"Bill Duke as Lieutenant Washington"
"Eric Roberts as Nash"
"Timothy Busfield as Charlie Reed"
"Robinne Lee as Denise"
"Matt McCoy as Robert Barton"
"Brett Cullen as Heston"
"Cleo King as Woman in Car"
"Gerry Del Sol as Booking Clerk"
"Ken Lerner as Hank's Lawyer"
"Mari Morrow as Lola"
"This January, a buddy comedy without the buddies."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!