Mutant Aliens

"Goodnight, and God peed."

"President Don: Ah, poop in a handbag!"

"Preacher Greg: You can't drag race with Jesus."

"Never Trust a Pig in Glasses!"

"They're freaks coming to kick your butt!"

"Luke Wilson as Earl Jensen."

"Sarah Michelle Gellar as Josie."

"Frank Welker as Dr. Frubar and President Don."

"David Alan Grier as Darby"

"Jeremy Piven as Tomkins"

"Matthew Lillard as Boris."

"Amy Yasbeck as Secretary Claire."

"Nat Faxon as Kevin the Guard."

"Thomas Gibson as Preacher Greg."

"Molly Shannon as Reporter Petey."

"Thomas Lennon as Narrator Older Earl"