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"[exploring a theater in Germany] "Hole in the Wall Club"? More like "Hole in the Ground Club"."
"[standing up to Constantine] Oh, brother! You may be the world's most dangerous frog, but you're still a frog!"
"[beating up Constantine] NO! ONE! TRICKS! ME! INTO! MARRYING! THEM! AND! THEN! HURTS! MY! KERMIE!"
"[about to fight the prison guards] Let's dance."
"[before blowing up the gulag] It's time to light the lights."
"[wincing] Bow before me!"
"It's fed up and bossy being mean."
"Hi-lo! I am Kermit."
"Dominic is terrific. From now on, let's do whatever he says, hmm?"
"[to Walter] Come, little friend. Let us get on with the show and enjoy our family-style adventure, during which we shall bond and learn heartwarming lesson. Perhaps about sharing, or waiting your turn, or the number three. Hmm?"
"What is happening? Why am I flying?"
"It was vertigo, not stage fright, if that's what you're thinking, Number Two."
"Pig, I have question. Am I wearing sign that says "BOTHER ME"?!?!"
"The lovers, the dreamers, and cheese. Nailed it."
"[menacing Fozzie and Walter] You have wocka'd your last wocka, bear."
"Well, as the old saying goes, the show must... continue. In a timely fashion."
"That is right, MUPPETS! I... am CONSTANTINE... the world's most dangerous frog and number one criminal, and a thousand times more frog than this Kermit person! And now... I have only one thing to say to you FOOLS! GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"
"Shut up and keep moving, pig! You are my insurance policy!"
"First rule of double-cross. You don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule because it is so obvious."
"The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy name I have ever heard!"
"Bad move, frog."
"You're ruining my getaway!"
"Welcome aboard, Kermit. You don't know who you're dealing with. I am the world's most dangerous frog."
"[after Miss Piggy beats him up] What a woman."
"Put the frog down! Or I will deploy."
"Give up, frog. I have Netflix account with search keywords "prison escape". I have seen every prison movie ever made. Even the ones in space."
"No one believes in family in the gulag, frog. People are only ever out for themselves."
"You are always right, my beautiful amphibian prince. I will never let you go."
"It would appear you were right, Kermit. I guess this is your family. And families belong together. You are free to go. Forever."
"Taking the world by farce."
"2 Frogs 1 Pig Epic Mayhem"
"Ricky Gervais - Dominic Badguy/The Lemur"
"Ty Burrell - Jean Pierre Napoleon"
"Tina Fey - Nadya"
"Steve Whitmire as Kermit the Frog, Foo-Foo, Beaker, Statler, Lips, Rizzo the Rat, Link Hogthrob, The Muppet Newsman and Andy Pig"
"Eric Jacobson as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle, Animal, Marvin Suggs and Baby"
"Dave Goelz as Gonzo the Great, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf, Randy Pig and Baby"
"Bill Barretta as Pepe the King Prawn, Bobo the Bear, Big Mean Carl, Rowlf the Dog, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Chef, Bubba the Rat, Angel Marie, Carlo Flamingo, Baby Boss and Leprechaun Security Guard #1"
"David Rudman as Scooter, Janice, Miss Poogy, Bobby Benson, Wayne, Gulag Rat, Thingy-Thing and Baby"
"Matt Vogel as Constantine, '80s Robot, Sweetums, Floyd Pepper, Pops, Robin the Frog, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, Camilla the Chicken, Uncle Deadly, Dr. Julius Strangepork and Baby"
"Peter Linz as Walter, Manolo Flamingo, Blind Pew, Finger-Snapping Prisoner and Baby"
"Louise Gold as Annie Sue and Kangaroo"
"Nigel Plaskitt as Flying Zucchini Brother #1 and Leprechaun Security Guard #3"
"Mak Wilson as Flying Zucchini Brother #2 and Leprechaun Security Guard #2"
"Iestyn Evans as Flying Zucchini Brother #3 and Baby"
"Warrick Brownlow-Pike as Baby"
"Andrew Spooner as Baby"
"Mark Mander as Baby"
"Olly Taylor as Baby"
"Rob Tygner as Baby"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!