"Listen here Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' That's the way you do it Money for nothin', and your chicks for free."

"I want my MTV."

"The video of 'paranoid' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs."

"I don't think MTV would let us play that. (After an audience member requests "Rape Me.")"

"Kuck you oneself"