Mirror Mirror (film)

"(to the Queen) Age before beauty. It's important to know when you've been beaten, yes?"

"I've read so many stories where the prince saves the princess. It’s time we changed that ending."

"Only if you say please."

"I live here, I'm kind of the princess."

"Why do you have to be so darn cute?"

"They're not wrinkles, just...crinkles."

"It's important to know when you've been beaten. Yes."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I definitely have a happily ever after thing going on…"

"Blah blah blah, her hair is not black, it’s raven and she’s 18 years old — and her skin has never seen the sun, so of course it’s good."

"Agree to disagree"

"Puppy love. What am I supposed to do with a puppy?!"

"How absolutely terrifying and smooth and…hairy....."

"So, maybe it was Snow White's story after all."

"I'm impressed, you're not as pathetic and wimpy as I have always believed."

"And here I was having SUCH a good day!"

"Please pardon our dress. I’m afraid my valet and I were robbed by bandits."

"If I'm going to die, I might as well be with the woman I love."

"I think Snow White is the most beautiful woman in the whole world."

"You can rub my tummy!"