Minions: The Rise of Gru

"When you guys tracked me down after responding to my ad, my first thought was "Where did all these little tater-tots come from, and where did they find so much denim?""

"Distinguished villains, my name is Gru, I feel like i'm talking too loud, even though our proximity doesn't require this kind of volume."

"I'm pretty despicable; you don't want to cross me."

"Otto, you take the stone back to the lair, and I'll distract them."

"This kid just stole something from the worst villains in the world."

"Is this--? Are you pulling on my legs right now? Otto, where's the stone?"

"Did you just... trade my future... FOR A PET ROCK!? [Otto nervously says "Yes" in Spanish] OK. Otto, where was this birthday party?"

"Alright, alright, I’m not mini, please stop calling me that."

"My Minions will save me."

"Minions, assemble."

"My mom was right, you don't belong here, you're fired!"

"I'm going to find that stone and when i get home, you all better be gone."

"My mom will probably pay you to keep me."

"And Otto, close your yapper!"

"Otto, it's Mini-Boss."

"Otto, I'm so proud of you that you found the stone."

"Obviously, you guys are rehired."

"[last lines] "Big Boss"! I like that."

"Ooh, baby, the Anti-Villain League can't catch this. Guess who stole the map?"

"You seriously think this puny, little child can be a villain?"

"Come back when you've done something evil to impress me!"

"We're coming for you, Mr. Gru!"

"Oh, I didn't mean to scare you. Now, where's Gru?"

"Long time no see, punk! [takes the Zodiac Stone out of Gru's hands] I'll take that!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody! [holds up the Zodiac Stone] Did you forget what time it is? [the clock strikes midnight] HAPPY NEW YEAR! [transforms into a huge purple Chinese dragon]"

"Enjoy being torn apart!"

"Why don't we make this a fair fight? [laughs evilly]"

"[roaring] DESTROY THE KID!!!"

"You like picking on little guys, huh? I am a master of Kung Fu."

"The map to the legendary Zodiac Stone. We'll become the most powerful villains in the world!"

"I thought he was a tiny man."

"Hallelujah! (Laughs)"

"Brace yourself."

"A villain will rise."

"Steve Carell — Gru"

"Pierre Coffin — The Minions"

"Alan Arkin — Wild Knuckles"

"Taraji P. Henson — Belle Bottom"

"Michelle Yeoh — Master Chow"

"Julie Andrews — Marlena"

"Russell Brand — Nefario"

"Jean-Claude van Damme — Jean-Clawed"

"Dolph Lundgren — Svengeance"

"Danny Trejo — Stronghold"

"Lucy Lawless — Nun-Chuck"

"Jimmy Yang, Kevin M. Richardson, and John DiMaggio — Henchmen"

"RZA — Biker"

"Michael Beattie — VNC Announcer, Guru Rick"

"Will Arnett — Mr. Perkins"

"Steve Coogan — Silas Ramsbottom"