Meet the Fockers

"I am watching you. Guess who's here. It's Professor Einstein."

"Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg, woman!"

"Now, I've never met your parents, so I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions. But, like studying a frozen caveman, if I can see where you came from, I'll have a much better idea of where you're going."

"I said "No monkey business"!"

"I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."

"We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL."

"(to Jack) I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest!"

"Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven."

"[into Jack's spy-camera, during end credits] Hey, look at me, Jack. What am I? [gruff voice] I am a frozen caveman! Study me, Jack! Learn how strange the Focker genetic code is! We are weird mutants who hug and kiss! We show emotion! [growls] Jack must learn from us, and chip away with his hammer of truth! Wooga-booga!"

"Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes"

"Ben Stiller - Greg Focker"

"Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker"

"Barbra Streisand - Roz Focker"

"Teri Polo - Pam Byrnes"

"Blythe Danner - Dina Byrnes"

"Spencer and Bradley Pickren - Little Jack / LJ"

"Alanna Ubach - Isabel Villalobos"

"Ray Santiago - Jorge Villalobos"

"Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley"

"Terem - Moses"

"And you thought your parents were embarrassing."

"Misery loves family."