Mario Superstar Baseball

"Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"

"Gwah ha ha ha ha! So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!"

"Gwah ha ha ha! Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"

"Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!"

"Bring it on!"

"Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!"

"Bwah ha ha ha! I won! I am the strongest of all!"

"GRRRAAAAAGH! You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!"

"Bwah ha ha ha ha! Bring it on! Let's just see who's stronger!"