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"And on the sixth day God created Manchester"
"This is Manchester, we do things differently here."
"Manchester is in the south of the north of England. Its spirit has a contrariness in it – a south and north bound up together – at once untamed and unmetropolitan; at the same time, connected and wordly."
"I had no idea that any of us could play as well as we did on Morning Glory. I hoped we could, but I didn’t know. The whole of the first album is about escape. It’s about getting away from the shitty, boring life of Manchester."
"We like annoying people. It’s a Manchester thing. It’s a trait. We just like pissing people off."
"Manchester has pure life packed into its bare brick warehouses, ironically sunny-themed trams, and even its old railway lines which are now adorned with blooming gardens."
"Manchester’s got everything except a beach."
"Factory Records were not just made in the north. They were entirely, fundamentally, immanently of the north. They sounded like the north, and Manchester in particular, made into sound."
"If it stopped banging on about its football teams and its bands and its shops and its attitude, Manchester has something that it can be genuinely, enormously proud of, something that it should shout from the rooftops."
"Manchester changed the world’s politics: from vegetarianism to feminism to trade unionism to communism, every upstart notion that ever got ideas above its station, every snotty street-fighter of a radical philosophy, was fostered brawling in Manchester’s streets, mills, pubs, churches and debating halls."
"If ever there was one player, anywhere in the world, that was made for Manchester United, it was Cantona. He swaggered in, stuck his chest out, raised his head and surveyed everything as though he were asking: ‘I’m Cantona. How big are you? Are you big enough for me?'"
"When the band started we wrote depressing songs. Living in Manchester you couldn’t help but sound like Joy Division, the city had a depressing atmosphere."
"At Manchester United we strive for perfection and if we fail we might just have to settle for excellence."
"Manchester kids have the best record collections."
"A city that thinks a table is for dancing on."
"Our relationship with other bands in Manchester wasn’t great. We would run into Joy Division but we weren’t really mates. We didn’t mix."
"By the 18th century, Manchester had become a global powerhouse. The Bridgewater Canal (1761), the first modern canal in Britain, was hailed as the 'eighth wonder of the world'"
"Noel Gallagher: The thing about Manchester is… it all comes from here"
"On derby day in Manchester, the city is cut in two. The Blues and the Reds invade the streets, and if your team wins the city belongs to you."
"For Manchester is the place where people do things… ‘Don’t talk about what you are going to do, do it.’ That is the Manchester habit. And in the past through the manifestation of this quality the word Manchester became a synonym for energy and freedom and the right to do and to think without shackles."
"Sarcasm is a Manchester trait."
"Manchester has its own pride and London has its sort of pride and sometimes we can be a bit mean to each other, but I think if we dig the music we can get on really well"
"The Manchester Small-Scale Experimental Machine, nicknamed Baby, was the first computer to store and run a program from memory, just like most computers today."
"Over the moor, take me to the moor Dig a shallow grave and I'll lay me down Over the moor, take me to the moor Dig a shallow grave and I'll lay me down Lesley Anne and your pretty white beads Oh, John, you'll never be a man And you'll never see your home again Oh, Manchester, so much to answer for"
"You arrive at the building to a very minimal sign, then, in the entrance, you pass through doors that had 5 and 1 cut out of them"
"It wasn’t your greasy, beer-stained 1970s club, it was a slice of New York in Manchester."
"Making money didn’t seem that relevant. It wasn’t at the forefront of what was important."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!