Mad Dash Racing

"You better select me soon! I can’t hold this in much longer!"

"Ah, nature’s broom."

"Leave the driving to me."

"None of these chumps can touch me."

"Don’t leave me here, kid! Just like Holly left me in that target cage for 7 years."

"I love you, man."

"I stayed up for 2 weeks to run this course!"

"You better not blow this turkey or I’ll come find you and eat your children."

"Look, I need this job, alright? I had to quit my last one because of problems with my friggin boss!"

"Alright already. What are you waiting for? A freaking sign from the Heavens?"

"Just pick me and be done with it!"

"It smells like teen spirit!"

"I can assure I am not to be trifled with!"

"All this waiting is ruining my overall screen presence!"

"That’s it. Go ahead and push the button NOW."

"Well, I should be a dramatic improvement over this average bumper crop of rural no nothings and drunken fly fishermen."

"An excellent choice, my little primitive friend. Though your kind neither has the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to master my complex controls."

"I am clearly the best character in this pathetic little game!"

"Oh! Pick me, pick me! Hurry up and pick me!"

"Oh, I could just lick you! Can I?"

"Oh, I like to touch myself!"

"Please! Ride me like a hog!"

"Hello. May I help you?"

"Wanna watch me lick my eyebrows?"

"Billy West as Chops, Zero-G, Hex, Faze"

"Charles Martinet as Spanx, Ash, Gex"

"Willow Wray as Sid"