Love Hina

"[Motoko blasts Keitarō skyward.] Keitarō, did the Earth look blue from up there?"

"Hi-ho, Silver! Jitterbug! Rhumba!"

"Tee-hee! I'm impressed with the magic from the ruins of Todai! I never thought you'd make a "sewage disposal!" [Meaning to say "marriage proposal."]"

"[As Keitarō and the others discuss getting into Tokyo U] What's a tokyou? Can you eat it?"

"It had three holes, and I really wanted one!"

"[After Su kidnaps Naru in Molmol] Goddammit, Su, we were getting along so fine! This is not a sci-fi manga!!"

"[When Keitarō returns to Hinata House from the hospital, he thinks everyone will receive him warmly there, but in fact only Tama-chan greets him] Oh boy... I spent three weeks away... You're the only one nice to me here, Tama-chan..."

"[After Naru punches Keitarō, his pants rip and she offers to fix it] Oohhh! A sewing kit! So you can do something feminine for a change!"

"[After using one of Motoko's sword techniques against her] "You use that attack so often on me, I sorta claimed it as my own. (Think of it like Blue Magic from the Fina Fantasy series)""

"[Laying down in the sand, without his glasses, after seeing Mutsumi and Naru playing in the water] Where are we? Oh, I know... this must be heaven! And the angels have come to take me to the peraly gates! Angels with swimsuits... SWIMSUITS!?"

"I see. So basically, while indecisively hesitating to confess your love to Naru, whom you've secretly had a crush on, the man that Naru admires returns. Thus, not only did you miss your chance to confess, but the two of you are becoming more distant and you're wetting your pillow with tears. Is that the situation?"

"[Keitarō breaks one of his legs.] So you were human after all!"

"[Kaolla is dreaming of Lamba and grabs Keitarō, who shouts very loud in agony.] I told you, it gets worse by night...."

"[about Motoko flunking her entrance exam] Keitaro's gonna get a good laugh when he hears this samurai turned into a ronin...(Ronin refers both to an unemployed Samurai and a Student who flunks his/her Entrance Exam)"

"[enters Keitarō's room and finds Keitarō, Su and Naru lying in a heap on the futon] Ooh, Keitaro, you stud!!"

"[after Keitarō rejects her idea of her, dressed in Naru's school uniform, staying with him] Why the hell does every guy around me prefer Naru? This is getting so deep into my nerves..."

"[Keitarō and Naru are looking for the then-unnamed Tama-chan; Kitsune, drunk, peeks into Keitarō's pants] Isn't the turtle in here?"

"Secret Arts: Air Splitting Sword."

"Secret Arts: Rock Splitting Sword."

"Ever since that elusive, definitely audacious, insolent, high-roller of a turtle showed up here at Hinata Apartments, I haven't had a good night's sleep."

"Damn you. You're nothing but a lowly Reptilia Anapsida Testudinata."

"C-c-cute? You have the gall to refer to me as CUTE?"

"[after Keitarō defeats her on his way to rescue Naru]] Stop apologizing so much... Idiot..."

"[Naru is climbing up a moving dirigible, trying to get Keitarō back.] I won't fall... I won't fall.... At least not while I don't punch him in the face...."

"[Naru is sewing Keitarō's pants.] I can't believe your goofiness... When will you stop relying so much on me?"

"[on the delay of Keitarō and Seta's plane to the USA] Thank God... I'll enjoy to the fullest these three hours He's given us... I'll say what I couldn't say and do what I couldn't do."

"[Haruka is wearing a wedding dress.] Why are you dressed like that? Are you cosplaying?"

"It doesn't matter. I could walk forever and I'd still end up in the same place. I know where I want to go, but I have no idea how I'm going to get there. So I just keep walking."

"Doesn't matter to me what you do with that floozy. (An' I want boobies!)"