Life with Mikey

"Any chance for getting time off for good behavior?"

"But that's what show business is all about. Acting like an idiot. It's not you, you're just doing your job. You know what I mean. Look at it this way, most people feel like idiots most of the time. But they don't get paid for it."

"Sunburst Cookies just light up my day!"

"[after vomiting in a hat] Never again. From now on, it's only Kosher Franks."

"[after seeing Angie for the first time] Va Va Va Vroom. Well, Hello Dolly!"

"How much of this crap do I have to eat anyway? What am I? Jobe?"

"Carol: Oh, I can't wait to get back to Connecticut."

"Michael J. Fox - Michael "Mikey" Chapman"

"Christina Vidal - Angie Vega"

"Cyndi Lauper - Geena Briganti"

"Nathan Lane - Ed Chapman"

"David Krumholtz - Barry Corman"

"David Huddleston - Mr. Corcoran"

"Victor Garber - Brian Spiro"

"Mary Alice - Mrs. Gordon"

"Kathryn Grody - Mrs. Corman"

"Paula Garcés - Janice"

"Blake McGrath - Acrobat"

"Rubén Blades - Angie's dad"

"Aida Turturro - Officer Moran"

"Christine Baranski - Carol"

"Kevin Zegers - Little Mikey"

"Mandy Patinkin - Irate Man"