Licorice Pizza

"Fuck off, teenagers!"

"I don't understand, but... I'm sexy, right?"

"I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg."

"[Alana shows her boobs] Can I touch them? [She slaps his face]"

"This is my nozzle, motherfucker!"

"There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o!"

"You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you? I like that. I can see that. You come here trying to be all pretty for me, but really, you remind me... of a dog. Of an English pit bull dog... with sex appeal. And... a very Jewish nose."

"You have a warm smile, which is very powerful. And... you have a very Jewish nose."

"Rex Blau: You shiny, gold, tall, inexpensive prick!"

"Joel Wachs: All that we need are people in positions of power to remember to be who they were when they were voted in."

"Alana Haim - Alana Kane"

"Cooper Hoffman - Gary Valentine"

"Sean Penn - Jack Holden"

"Tom Waits - Rex Blau"

"Bradley Cooper - Jon Peters"

"Benny Safdie - Joel Wachs"

"Skyler Gisondo - Lance Brannigan"

"Mary Elizabeth Ellis - Momma Anita"

"John Michael Higgins - Jerry Frick"

"Christine Ebersole - Lucy Doolittle"

"Harriet Sansom Harris - Mary Grady"

"Ryan Heffington - Steve, Barbra Streisand's assistant"